Happy New Year, Kitsap!

Kitsap News Group readers share some headlines they’d like to see in 2018. (If you have a headline you’d like to share, email rwalker@soundpublishing.com).

In no particular order …

“America regains her sanity!” — Marg DeFord

“Kitsap Pumas break National Premier Soccer League attendance record” — Kitsap Pumas

“Poulsbo has a plan to solve downtown parking problem” — Kerry Slone

“NK Democrats claim media bias, Herald expands paper’s own editorials to allow both sides to be represented” — Mick Sheldon

“The Hawks rebuild their O Line” — Chris Gunnell

“All schools have secured entrances and security officers” — Secure Our School

“Local Citizen Molly Brunner Wins Lottery; Buys Private Island, Invites No-one” — Molly Brunner

“Trump defects to North Korea. The world rejoices” — Deborah Richardson

“Sideshow Bob leaves Washington state” — Maxine Underwood

“West Seattle Fault Opens, Swallows Bremerton” — Ross B. Marvin III

“Fully funded education produces competent high school grads. Film at eleven” — Nina Bayer

“Peace Declared Throughout the Lands” — Laura Brown

“Trader Joe’s opens Port Orchard location” — Abelard Suarez